kavaeric:

kavaeric:



are you even trying

So if you didn’t know it turns out I’ve misread the graphic up there.




Now please be nice and don’t insult others when sending messages blahblahblahblahblah alright. TL;DR it’s been pointed out that I have indeed, carelessly mistook calories for grams.
But let’s look back for a second, the main debate is whether broccoli or beef contains a higher protein density. But since it seems that a lot of Tumblrenearians (I’m not an English student) are unhappy with my incorrect use of grams, let’s do it in calories.
Previously, you saw protein per gram of food.
Now, we’ll calculate protein per calories in food.
Well, let’s ask Google, which cites right from the USDA:


Hm, alright. So in a 250 calorie piece of beef there’s 26 grams of protein. That’s just over around 1 gram of protein per 9 or 10 calories.
Let’s check out broccoli!


SHIT, DECIMAL PLACES, AAUGH
34 calories divided by 2.8 grams makes around…1 gram of protein per 12 calories.
Huh. So maybe I was right after all.
If you don’t understand, here’s the answers written out in plain English.
To eat 10 grams of protein from meat, you will consume approximately 90-100 calories along with it.
To eat 10 grams of protein from broccoli, you will consume approximately 120 calories along with it.
So no, broccoli does not have a higher protein density than beef, gram-by-gram or calorie-by-calorie.
But you know what since I’m Kav and I’m a “bloodmouth” piece of shit how about we go back to my grams research. Let’s talk practicality.
Refer to the last picture, showing 2.8 grams of protein per 100 grams. So in order to reach the 10g protein figure I talk about, you’ll have to consume…approximately 300 to 400 grams of broccoli. That’s like two heads of broccoli.
What about beef? 26 grams of protein per 100 grams…hey! That’s not bad. To eat 10g of protein you only need to eat just over 38 grams of beef. That’s less than the mass of a golf ball.
So, no, sorry, although I will acknowledge I was incorrect on the graphics use of calories instead of grams…my point still stands: Broccoli does not contain more protein per calorie or per gram, than beef.
Think straight. Stay omni.

kavaeric:

kavaeric:

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are you even trying

So if you didn’t know it turns out I’ve misread the graphic up there.

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Now please be nice and don’t insult others when sending messages blahblahblahblahblah alright. TL;DR it’s been pointed out that I have indeed, carelessly mistook calories for grams.

But let’s look back for a second, the main debate is whether broccoli or beef contains a higher protein density. But since it seems that a lot of Tumblrenearians (I’m not an English student) are unhappy with my incorrect use of grams, let’s do it in calories.

Previously, you saw protein per gram of food.

Now, we’ll calculate protein per calories in food.

Well, let’s ask Google, which cites right from the USDA:

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Hm, alright. So in a 250 calorie piece of beef there’s 26 grams of protein. That’s just over around 1 gram of protein per 9 or 10 calories.

Let’s check out broccoli!

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SHIT, DECIMAL PLACES, AAUGH

34 calories divided by 2.8 grams makes around…1 gram of protein per 12 calories.

Huh. So maybe I was right after all.

If you don’t understand, here’s the answers written out in plain English.

  • To eat 10 grams of protein from meat, you will consume approximately 90-100 calories along with it.
  • To eat 10 grams of protein from broccoli, you will consume approximately 120 calories along with it.

So no, broccoli does not have a higher protein density than beef, gram-by-gram or calorie-by-calorie.

But you know what since I’m Kav and I’m a “bloodmouth” piece of shit how about we go back to my grams research. Let’s talk practicality.

Refer to the last picture, showing 2.8 grams of protein per 100 grams. So in order to reach the 10g protein figure I talk about, you’ll have to consume…approximately 300 to 400 grams of broccoli. That’s like two heads of broccoli.

What about beef? 26 grams of protein per 100 grams…hey! That’s not bad. To eat 10g of protein you only need to eat just over 38 grams of beef. That’s less than the mass of a golf ball.

So, no, sorry, although I will acknowledge I was incorrect on the graphics use of calories instead of grams…my point still stands: Broccoli does not contain more protein per calorie or per gram, than beef.

Think straight. Stay omni.

metaphoricalanchor:

you see this shit right here is why summers fucked. its 3am? i have no reason to sleep. at all. i just read a 65k fanfic in a sitting. i could start another. im not even tired what the fuck summer fucks me up so bad i need limits

myreasonstofangirl:

struttinglikeapotter:

hermionejg:

fishingboatproceeds:

Sometimes I feel like tumblr doesn’t even care about sports.

99.9% of tumblr:

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except quidditch

I’ve reblogged this 5 times and just realized it was John green

sekaides:

punkrcks:

A masterpost on things that you could use to do better in school, and maybe to cheat just a little bit. 
Didn’t Listen In Class?  
Crash Course
Khan Academy
Best Damn Tutoring
The Video Math Tutor
Calculators & Solvers 
Square Root Calculator
Cube Root Calculator
Expression Simplifier
Multi Step Equation Calculator
Slope Intercept Equation Maker
Mathway (this can solve almost anything)
Chemical Equation Balancer
DESMOS Graphing Calculator
Didn’t Read That Book? 
Cliffsnotes
Sparknotes
Citing Sources 
PurdueOWL
Arts Department (Art, Choir, Band) P.S I take art so I’ll have the most resources for that
Instrument Tuner
How To Read A Painting
Mark Crilley Art Tutorials (mostly manga but with some realism)
Sophie Chan (mostly manga)
Oil Painting Techniques
General Tips and Tricks 
Change the time in an email (gmail), for due dates and all
Block Websites for a specific amount of time
Note-Taking Techniques
That’s all. It’s not a lot but I guess it will help. This is my first masterpost and I hope you like it. If any of the links don’t work, just message me. 

 

sekaides:

punkrcks:

A masterpost on things that you could use to do better in school, and maybe to cheat just a little bit. 

Didn’t Listen In Class?  

Calculators & Solvers 

Didn’t Read That Book? 

Citing Sources 

Arts Department (Art, Choir, Band) P.S I take art so I’ll have the most resources for that

General Tips and Tricks 

That’s all. It’s not a lot but I guess it will help. This is my first masterpost and I hope you like it. If any of the links don’t work, just message me. 

 

iminstitches442:

GUYS THE BERRIES GUY HAS MORE VINES

brash-and-bold:

brash-and-bold:

the most embarrassing email ive ever had to sent to tumblr support

stoP REBLOGGING THIS I DIDNT WANT THIS TO BE POPULAR

brash-and-bold:

brash-and-bold:

the most embarrassing email ive ever had to sent to tumblr support

stoP REBLOGGING THIS I DIDNT WANT THIS TO BE POPULAR

theawesomeadventurer:

Yes officer there is a concealed weapon under my skirt and I’ve hidden marijuana in my bra

theawesomeadventurer:

Yes officer there is a concealed weapon under my skirt and I’ve hidden marijuana in my bra

tell us your most embarrassing story
Anonymous

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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topographygo:

i scrolled down for an explanation and there was none

For your information, there’s a lot more to ogres than people think.

pennylessproud:

"Hi, this is Nev and I’m from a show called Catf-"

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tomyo:

shellyshockz:

Well…since my anxiety has crept back without warning, I figured I just draw some of my thoughts down…Personally I understand that some people truly do not mind reassuring a friend who has self doubt on the brain, but I can’t help having it circle my mind as often as it does. Wish it would stop honestly. It just feels like empty space that I try too hard to fill.

If anyone actually needs to know what goes through my head at all times…

the-rain-monster:

Keeping romance alive is a subtle art.

the-rain-monster:

Keeping romance alive is a subtle art.

tiktok-itsaclock:

fiftyshadesofugly:

We just got our yearbooks and these are my fav quotes

I KEPT THINKING I HAD A FAVORITE AND THEY JUST KEPT GETTING BETTER AND BETTER

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